How to Hug a Baby
Attention
All Dogs!!! The Following are Important Instructions for Every Dog to
Know
Instructions for properly hugging a baby
1. First, spy a baby.
2. Second, be sure that the object you spied was indeed a baby by employing
classic sniffing techniques. If you smell baby powder and the wonderful
aroma of wet diapers this is indeed a baby.
3. Next you will need to flatten the baby before actually beginning
the hugging process.
Note: The added slobber should help in future steps by making the "paw
slide" easier.
4. The "paw slide" - Simply slide paws around baby and prepare
for possible close-up.
5. Finally, if a camera is present, you will need to execute the difficult
and patented "hug, smile, and lean" so as to achieve the best
photo quality.
Dogs, if this is properly done, it will secure you a warm, dry, climate-controlled
environment for the rest of your life.
Good luck to all of you!
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