How many dogs does it take to
change a light bulb?
1. Golden
Retriever: The sun is shining, the day is young, we've got
our whole lives ahead of us, and you're inside worrying about a stupid
burned out bulb?
2. Border Collie: Just one. And then I'll replace any
wiring that's not up to code.
3. Dachshund: You know I can't reach that stupid lamp!
4. Rottweiler: Make me.
5. Boxer: Who cares? I can still play with my squeaky
toys in the dark.
6. Labrador: Oh, me, me!!!!! Pleeeeeeeeeze let me change
the light bulb! Can I? Can I? Huh? Huh? Huh? Can I? Pleeeeeeeeeze, please,
please, please!
7. German Shepherd: I'll change it as soon as I've
led these people from the dark, check to make sure I haven't missed
any, and make just one more perimeter patrol to see that no one has
tried to take advantage of the situation.
8. Jack Russell Terrier: I'll just pop it in while
I'm bouncing off the walls and furniture.
9. Old English Sheep Dog: Light bulb? I'm sorry, but
I don't see a light bulb!
10. Cocker Spaniel: Why change it? I can still pee
on the carpet in the dark.
11. Chihuahua: Yo quiero Taco Bulb. Or "We don't
need no stinking light bulb."
12. Greyhound: It isn't moving. Who cares?
13. Australian Shepherd: First, I'll put all the light
bulbs in a little circle...
14. Poodle: I'll just blow in the Border Collie's ear
and he'll do it. By the time he finishes rewiring the house, my nails
will be dry.
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