Buy a Dog
If you
want someone who will bring you the paper without first tearing it apart
to remove the sports section...
buy a dog.
If you want someone willing to make a fool of himself simply over the
joy of seeing you...
buy a dog.
If you want someone who will eat whatever you put in front of him and
never says it's not quite as good as his mother made...
buy a dog.
If you want someone always willing to go out, at any hour, for as long
and wherever you want...
buy a dog.
If you want someone who will never touch the remote, doesn't care about
football, and can sit next to you as you watch romantic movies...
buy a dog.
If you want someone who is content to get up on your bed just to warm
your feet and whom you can push off if he snores...
buy a dog.
If you want someone who never criticises what you do, doesn't care if
you are pretty or ugly, fat or thin, young or old, who acts as if every
word you say is especially worthy of listening to , and loves you unconditionally,
perpetually...
buy a dog.
But, on the other hand, if you want someone who will never come when
you call, ignores you totally when you come home, leaves hair all over
the place, walks all over you, runs around all night and only comes
home to eat and sleep, and acts as if your entire existence is solely
to ensure his happiness...
buy a cat.
What did you think it was going to be?
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