Cats and Dogs
Some self-evident
truths about pets...
Buy
a dog a toy and it will play with it forever. Buy a cat a present and
it will play with the wrapper for 10 minutes.
Although
cats are rather delicate creatures, and they are subject to a good many
ailments, I never heard of one who suffered from insomnia.
Dogs
and cats instinctively know the exact moment their owners will wake
up. Then they wake them 10 minutes sooner.
Dog's
have owners. Cat's have staff.
Dogs
shed, cats shred.
I
wonder if other dogs think poodles are members of a weird religious
cult?
No
one appreciates the very special genius of your conversation as the
dog does.
Outside
of a dog, a book is probably man's best friend. Inside of a dog, it's
too dark to read.
I
hope to be the kind of person my dog thinks I am.
Don't
accept your dog's admiration as conclusive evidence that you are wonderful.
People
that hate cats will come back as dogs in their next life.
We
wonder why the dogs always drink out of our toilets, but look at it
from their point of view: Why do humans keep peeing into their water
bowls?
Women
and cats will do as they please... men and dogs should relax and get
used to the idea.
When
a man's best friend is his dog, that dog has a problem.
In
order to keep a true perspective of one's importance, everyone should
have a dog that will worship him and a cat that will ignore him.
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