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Dear God
Dear
God, Why do humans smell the flowers, but seldom, if ever, smell one
another? Where are their priorities?
Dear
God, When we get to heaven can we sit on your couch? Or is it the same
old story?
Dear
God, Why are there cars named after the jaguar, the cougar, the mustang,
the colt, the stingray and the rabbit, but not ONE named for a dog?
How often do you see a cougar riding around? We dogs love a nice ride!
Would it be so hard to rename the Chrysler Eagle the Chrysler Beagle?
Dear
God, If a dog barks his head off in the forest and no human hears him,
is he still a bad dog?
Dear
God, If we come back as humans, is that good, or bad?
Dear
God, More meatballs, less spaghetti, please.
Dear
God, When we get to the Pearly Gates, do we have to shake hands to get
in?
Dear
God, Are there dogs on other planets or are we alone? I have been howling
at the moon and stars for a long time, but all I ever hear back is the
Schnauzer across the street.
Dear
God, Are there mailmen in Heaven? If there are, will I have to apologize?
Dear
God, We dogs can understand human verbal instructions, hand signals,
whistles, horns, clickers, beepers, scent ID's, electromagnetic energy
fields, and Frisbee flight paths. What do humans understand?
Dear
God, May I have my testicles back?
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